Don't sweat the numbers too much.

26, 27.5, 29, 700, 650, 53-11, 32-16, 1x10, 1x11, 1x12, 3x8, 27.5+, 29+, 69, 85", 23mm, 33mm or 6529.276

None of those matter once you're out the door and in the saddle.

Numbers only matter when you're counting the smiles per mile. The weather may be bobbins, you may have jam jars to wash, your other half might need you to tidy the kitchen cupboards but, wait a sec, take stock, go look at all the bike kit you can put on. Go, get dressed, don't think about it, do it. Then pedal.

The only numbers you need are; 1 - one second, the here and the now, 2 - two wheels, two pedals and two legs to push them with and 3 - well, 3, that needn't mean anything other than 'see 1 & 2. Go pedal.'

Earn your brew.