Monstrous applause for local heroin, Disley's Dame Sarah Storey for smashing the 3000m pursuit final to become our most gold decorated female Paralympian.
Awesome doesn't even come close.
Dame Sarah, we doff our helmets to you.
Team pursuit G O L D.
Thanks to the rest of the world for turning up.
Ok, firstly, an apology that we haven't updated this site in a good while.
Secondly, thanks to my Dad for pointing that out.
Thirdly, and most importantly, the Beeb weather website suggests that next week could bring in better cycling weather than Thursday on Mont Ventoux. With this in mind, get your bike in to us quickly for a tune up and service before the queue meets Next sale proportions.